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Important Updates (Last Updated: 11/21/2021)
🐵 APES— Welcome to our Meta!
Everything below is our secret. Between you, Elon Musk, and me (Chunke Monke Musk).
Do not tell anyone.
| 💎 APE GANG 🙌— WAGMI | Fund % | # Apes 🦍 | $ per Ape 🦍 | Total $ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🐶 DOGFIGHT (Airdrops, Referrals) | 50% | 100,000* | $500 | $50M |
| 💰 Expenses (Tip, Pay, Bounty) | 10% | 1,000* | $10 – $1,000 | $10M |
| 🦍 Top 5000 Apes | 10% | 5,000 | $2,000 | $10M |
| 🐵 Top 200 Apes | 10% | 200 | $50,000 | $10M |
| 🦧 Top 10 Apes | 10% | 10 | $1,000,000 | $10M |
| 🚀 Meta Fund 🌌 | 9% | $9M | ||
| 🤖 Elon Musk / J-Pow Fund 🖨 | 1% | $1M | ||
| 100% | $100M | |||
| Assumption: $100M market cap. Does not include profit from buying $DUMB on crypto exchange. 😉 | ||||
5000 Top Ape awards is a lot, being a proactive early supporter and creating value for our economy is most important.
Our calculation will include the following:
- 🦍 Ape Activity
- 🐵 Community (Reddit & Discord)
- # of posts, comments, and messages
- Do not spam. (We will give a warning, if we suspect such.)
- 🐤 Social (Twitter, Discord, & Referrals)
- # of likes & (quote) retweets and mention @DumbMeta
- Shilling: # of New Ape Referred & # of Discord Invites
- 💯 Quality Signals
- Reddit Upvotes, Discord Emotes, Twitter retweets, …
- High-effort: Memes, great ideas & suggestion, …
- Positivity, engagement, being a good person
- ❤️ Consistent Support
- Reddit and Discord mods (community managers)
- Proactively help our effort.
- 🐵 Community (Reddit & Discord)
- 🏅 Impactful Work — Scale and Growth (examples)
- 🏪 Branding— Get us listed on crypto exchanges
- 👩💻 Programming— Write code that increases efficiency
- 😮 Publicity— News, YouTube, Twitter
- 🤝 Partnerships— Cross-communities
- 🙌 Leadership & Community Recognition
- 👩🏻💼 Those who lead, execute, and are trusted by the community.
- 😭 Bonus Points: Someone who risks it all, and helps our effort full-time.
🐵 What is $DUMB (Dumb Apes token?)
🦍 We a meme token now (Phase 1), but not forever.
🌝 We moon like Shiba coins, so we have big money, okay?
Then we can do the real work.
Today, $DUMB is meme coin on Polygon (Layer 2 ETH).
What do with $DUMB?
- HODL: Watch it m00n. 🚀
- TIP: Spread some $DUMB. ❤️
- BUY: Get exclusive NFTs. 🐵 (!!!)
“A dumb ape magician never reveals his secret.”
We will not detail phase 2 and 3 yet. But we will share a few words.
For phase 2 to begin — we partner with major crypto exchanges first. It is only then, can we plan and execute on our $DUMB (Dumb Ape) UBI.
For phrase 3 — We get lots of hate. From Bitcoin maximalists, meme coin holders, and Zuck’s army. FUD, dox, and threats. It’ll all be okay.
In 2077, $DUMB will be $META. We #1 Crypto and Mainnet with Papa Elon.
What do with $META?
- HODL: Put in Savings account 💵
- GIVE: Donate to charities. 😇
- BUY: Live VR experiences. ⛴
Airdrops, Memes, and Moon 🚀
"Modern Monke Theory"
J-Pow 🖨, Free money 💸, UBI roll out 🪂
FUD, Dox, Threats.😖 It'll be okay. 🙂
We $69 Quadrillion market cap. Biggest economy in the world.
20+ Twitter airdrops
$100M+ market cap
$50M+ free tokens
100% Love ❤️
The Meta-Evolution 🌃😎
Our 2D Meta-Society (2022)
Dumb Apes token
Release: 2021
“1-Trillion Year Coin”
Max Supply: 1077
Powers Our Vibrant Ecosystem
Dumb CryptoPunks
Release: 2022
ngl they ugly af
Max Supply: 10,000
Stay tuned.
Our 4D Meta-Economy 2077
Dumb Bitcoin
Release: 2023
“Digital Gold”
Max Supply: 21M
Worshipped by Dumb Bitcoin Maximalists.
CryptoPunk 2077
Release: 2069
“Feels like you’re Keanu”
Max Supply: 10,000
Stay tuned.
Arts & Culture 🎨🖌
2022 Meta-Renaissance
Stay tuned….!!!!!
Get Started
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Stay tuned. 🙂
FAQ
Over time, we will update with FAQs.
You can always ask us any questions on /r/DumbMeta. We enjoy talking openly and honestly.
For now though, you may be wondering…
The goal of Dumb Meta is to reach all 8 Billion people (apes 🦍) on this planet.
So we will always offer free DUMB to new apes.
That said, if we suspect you are a bot, you will not get an airdrop.
Why? Because they kill everything good.
If you are human and did not receive your well-deserved token, DM ChunkeMonke#9354 on Discord or @DumbMeta on Twitter.
We reserve the right?
Last updated: Dec. 5, 2022
Yes, until we realized Solana is not the right answer.
This was a hard decision and we may write a post on this in the future.
For now, what you need to understand is the following:
- SOL is not for the people (insider ownership = 25% to 75%— our opinion)
- Our token is on MATIC (layer 2 ETH). This provides us with optionality and is the right choice if we are to reach 10M+ people.
- Many of our NFTs will still be on Solana (afterall, it truly is a great platform).
Stay tuned.
WHO ARE WE (TODAY)?
Right now (Nov. 2021), it’s just me, Chunke Monke.
That’s why we need your help 🙂
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🐮 All my frens. 🐯
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As mentioned— I’m ex-Facebook now poorboi. I want to be rich (donate lots) and create real social good, just like you. Instead, I just fail at everything.
You will know with time— but I am extremely mission-driven ape. Everything you’ve read so far is a means to this end— to create a more human future. Our Meta as the best opportunity.
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Apes > Profits | Still, $69+ Quadrillion market cap 🙂
SO WHO ARE WE (TOMORROW)?
2022 and Beyond
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Tomorrow, we have billions of apes. Nobody know Chunke Monke Musk. They will thank us (you) from saving future from Lord Zuckerberg and big tech.
We big and free like Google, but no evil— no privacy creep, no censorship, no shareholders.
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We get a lot of criticism. It’s okay, free speech #1 value. We plan for 1 trillion years, so we know it’ll all be okay.
Now, it is up to you. Will you be big part of history and grow our ecosystem? We think answer should be yes.
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🦍 Apes— together strong. 🙌
How do we do it? Read our backstory. ⚓